ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Still dying that you shit outside
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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