Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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