I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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