You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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