I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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