So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I currently don't understand fingers.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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