Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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