I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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