Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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