trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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