Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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