Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
its not stalking. its research.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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