Buhtt sex?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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