she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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