Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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