I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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