normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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