rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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