If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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