I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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