Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She even gives head with a lisp.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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