Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
So many bounce houses so little time
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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