How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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