we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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