You just made me feel so damn special
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Someone came in the potted fern
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
