16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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