I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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