what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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