so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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