you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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