How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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