what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's shark week go big or go home
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Success! We fucked roommates!
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