drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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