ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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