love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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