That's intense
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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