I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Randomize
