hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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