oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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