only you would photoshop your dick
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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