Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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