Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
