fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
