Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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