Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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