i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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