Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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