My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
