I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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