you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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