This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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