if i died would you start the facebook group?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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