One girl and one boy is just not enough.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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