He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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