i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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