It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize