sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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