I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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