Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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