Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's never too late to be topless.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
