he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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